so i just got home from work with zach brown. some dude was at the bar and he bought me dinner and a martini and two shots. awesome. that must have been like sixty dollars? or more.

since im not dating, i have made a decision. zach and i are going to tag team at bars. he will act like either my gay friend or my friend looking for a girl. some guy should pay for me but only if he will pay for zach too. good idea right.

one down, the rest to go.


oh ps. he was thirty six. and a total tool.