poop machine.

i had the most drunken birthday ever.
i did an irish carbomb with a bald man wearing an nhl jersey.
i had four drinks at the bar at one point.
i dont remember last night but i watched a video where i fell out of the car onto the sidewalk in front of my house and i couldnt get up.
i woke up with curly hair in my moes shirt. throw up everywhere.

matt dority took me to nikkimotos and we had champagne and sushi.

last night at fuego 25 people came and everyone sang to me.
chris came over last night to sleep in my bed and i got sick and he left and i wish he was still here.
this was the best birthday ever.

rico is having an affair with a stripper!

dylan is spinning at lennys tonight.